welcome!

A blog resume, of sorts:

Objectives:
To chronicle various unusual tales pertaining to my experiences in DC

Skills:
* Retelling humorous stories
* Commenting on life's pecularities and perplexities in an insightful fashion
* Sharing humorous anecdotes about child scaring, ruckus making, and metro riding

Experience:
*Have used the internet before

Qualifications:
*intelligent
*witty
*cleans up after self at the movies

Happy future reading!