(photo from yelp.com)
Tip: do your grocery shopping where old people shop, because they're the ones who have been eating longest. This place is swarming with people who want to pinch your cheeks and get a pound of potato salad on sale. I thinking I subconsciously started humming the tune from "Driving Miss Daisy" while I was in here. The aisles are tiny and cart bumps make neighbors out of strangers. It's a meet-cute waiting to happen. I can only conclude with: 88 CENT AVOCADOS!
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